Our favorite quotes

Here are some of our favorite quotes from the trip:

"Shush it! The poodle lives!" - Caroline

"Flat, he said; paved, he said; easy, he said." - Judith and Caroline

"No, nope, you took the vow of pistachios." - Caroline

"Oh, look at that beau- oh, pfft, sorry it's fake." - Dad

"Wait, an overlook? Does that mean I have to walk?" - Judith

"I think I'm going to catch on fire." - Mom

Mom: I'm sure the driving in the Rockies will be better.
Dad: I'm sorry, did I just guffaw?

"Wait, watch out! There's a road coming! I mean a car." - Dad

"...naked butts as big as cathedrals..." - Judith, reading a quote from Major John Wesley Powell

"It's buttes, not butts!" - Mom

"The trail gets a little weird." - National Parks of the American West

"I'm sad that I know what day it is." - Dad

"The organic kale you bought and left in your car? It just turned to dust and spontaneously combusted." - radio weatherman talking about the heat in southern Utah

"My brain is empty and your father's too tired to turn around." - Mom